About Me

I spend my days arguing about graphics. Back when I used to have free time, I read a lot, played guitar, and watched good television. I can say the alphabet backwards in 2.9 seconds, and I've definitely seen Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers live more times than you have.

Curriculum Vitae

If you're interested, you can read my (perpetually out of date) CV.

Schedule

I'm usually in my office at Stanford. If you can't find my office, you probably don't need to find me.

Contact Information

Just about the only way to get ahold of me is via email. Please be aware that I receive a great deal of email each day, and there's no way I can respond to all of it. Short, clear messages containing proper punctuation, grammar, and spelling are most likely to receive a reply. Messages that show a marked lack of understanding of The Fundamental Theorem of the Internet will be deleted with extreme prejudice.